she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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