PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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