i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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