real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I have fence marks all over my body
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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