I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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