I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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