You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
is this the sara with the beer cane?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
