PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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