i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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