how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
