He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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