i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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