found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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