just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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