it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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