Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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