Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I will be naked everywhere
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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