Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You may now shotgun with the bride
how do you play pong handcuffed?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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