So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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