Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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