just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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