You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The beers last night were like the tears from god
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
