I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Drake has all the answers
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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