dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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