So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
