is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
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