fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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