oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
two words: eviction party
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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