how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I think people are normalizing furries
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
