Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
