i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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