Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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