I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
The feeling are messing with the penis
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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