Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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