also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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