google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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