He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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