And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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