Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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