sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
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