wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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