I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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