You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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