New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
now i know why i became what i already was.
I understand Curling. That high.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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