Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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