Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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