No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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