And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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