Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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