I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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