We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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